Arasiyalla Idhellam Sagajamappa

Robbie's post triggered me to share a mail.

Take this post with a lot of salt, and see this as a humour post!
Some NAPs [Namba Aathu Pullayandan]are there, who want to fall in love(!). But their values doesnt allow them to date any x or y. They are so conscious that, they would want to know the gothram of a girl, before going and initiating a conversation with a new NAK[Namba Aathu Kuzhandai], who has joined his company or project or his class.

By the time, they finish the gothram,sub sect research, get to know her nakshatram, go to trsiyengar.com and find the star match, the NAK would already have been picked up by the Remos around leaving our Ambis kicking the sand and to wait for the next NAK to appear in their RADAR.

The following is a mail chain among such poor despo NAPs. Read it from the bottom and have a hearty laugh!!

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-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 3:12 PM
To:
Subject: RE: Best Strategy..

Mudichchan..
Mavane. Let us be prepared to face everything daa.. :(

* Jaadhi madham ellam andha kaalathu kattu potti thanam. America la jaadhi irukka? Appadenu kekkanum..
* Oruthar oruthar manasa purinjunda appuram [! Adhu aenna nu aenakku innum puriyave illai maapla], indha ulagathla yaarumae adhai thadukka mudiyadhu appadeenu padam podanum.
* Beer, thanni ellam vaanghi oothi koduthu, ulagathla ivvalavu sugatha nee brahmana ponna poradhu izhandhutta appadeenu aedhuthu sollanum.

Thinkin what to add.. :(



-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 2:04 PM
To:
Subject: RE: Best Strategy..


soaka sonna ....
* Engootula enaku yarumee mukiyam iille...needhan ellameenu sollanum..
* Dependent visala onsite kootindu poreenu sollanum.ok*l*v$l%..amma appava kootindu poovana????
* emmadhamum sammadhamnu sollanum...(avanuku enna..brahmna ponnungaladhan bracket poduvaanunga... ivaluga ipadi alanja..yara korai solradhu...)
* nalla ensai pannittu.....namba rendu perum pirinjidalam..kadaluku mariyadhi pannnidlaam...Nee ungootuku poidu..nan engootuku poidareen...

Ashte!


> -----Original Message-----
> From:
> Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 1:22 PM
> To:
> Subject: Best Strategy..
>
> Machchi,
> The best strategy to find a nice good,NAK, has been deviced by me daaa, after lot of experience..
>
> First thing.
> 1. Cut the kudumi.[if at all u have. ;) ]
> 2. Poonala kazhatti kaveri la veesu,
> 3. Start eating Panni kari, maattu kari, kozhi kari salad.
> 4. Do lot of pachcha porukki thanam.
> 5. Throw all culture, and values into trash.
> 6. Do what ur d*&k says and donot think and act.
>
> Machchi. add to the list daa. Let us make a BOK and distribute it among the poor NAPs like us, who would never be able to get a nice good NAK.

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